is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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