where am i from again
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Randomize