that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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