9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
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For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
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The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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