Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize