You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
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He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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