Sponge bath it is.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
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He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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