guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
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I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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