You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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