My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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