I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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