thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Michael Bay diarrhea
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
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just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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