she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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