i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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