HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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