She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
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you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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