Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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