Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
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You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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