That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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