Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
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I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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