even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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