eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
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I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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