well you can't waste a boner
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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