It's like God shit irony all over that family
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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