Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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