i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
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its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
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