I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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