Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
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Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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