32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
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If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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