I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
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I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
My bed smells like the plague
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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