You made me cry and you don't even care
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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