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I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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