You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
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No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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