At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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