I seem to have left my pride at pride
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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