I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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