we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Come on in and take your pants off
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