I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
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I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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