Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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