oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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