nut hugger
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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