I wannas sexs uuuuu
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
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