I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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