We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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