You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
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I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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