Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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