Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
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MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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