Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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