Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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