Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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